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With a little bit of shock therapy. Kulturpovidlom today will serve as a record of the two weeks that old pigeon with us dating. Amazingly, I must say, it came an adventure worthy of most careful prizora. The ground on which hang the most fluffy runetchiki represents a single portal, divided by the virtual polygons on a regional basis: moslove.ru gonorlivyh for residents of the capital, flirt.com.ua - for brothers and sisters of independent, gut.ru - Peripheral rossiyantsev, klove.ru - for Kazakh brothers unjustly wronged Borat-Cogan. Common denominator, which brings the very idea to get acquainted with the “Man” or “Woman” (that’s right - always with a capital letter), illustrates an unpleasant but subconsciously perceived the truth of humanity: 99% earthlings deeply unhappy trying to achieve eternal myth of androgens.
Illusion of hormonal marriages, fastening cacophony of Mendelssohn irresistible demand teenagers in copulation, which stands in the way vraskoryaku cohabitation with the “ancestors”, the rapidly fading away, along with the divorce in the third year dorms. Then remains insatiable, or indulge in adultery, or sublimate into a career, or wallow in a vicious circle of matrimonial collimation.
With the advent of the Internet opium unsatisfied crowd rushed to the portals singles, taking the train in a virtual space of the past failures, complexes and suffering. The reader is not on hand can not even imagine how many fluffy laugh-through-Slezov tusuetsya to “Flirt”: 3 million 355 тысяч 479! Among them - 50 thousand sheburshit online at any arbitrary moment. While writing “pigeon”, registered another 400 people!
I’ll start with general impressions. At the portals of acquaintances constantly, inescapable, relentless atmosphere of some kind of hysterical desperation. I must say that watching it - the most striking conclusion, which has ever received in my virtual space. Precisely because the Internet - a virtual space, it is difficult to broadcast live human experiences - the very ones that fill a real life (like: “The room was filled with thunderous silence”). Why are there “difficult”: to visit the portal dating I do not imagine that such things - the real atmosphere of action - at least some possible online experience. Meanwhile hysterical desperation permeates Dating Portal through hundreds of thousands of even the most that neither is on cheerful (artificially cheerful, of course, otherwise why the hell did you here pinned?) Questionnaires.
Central Atmosphere “Flirt” is harmoniously complemented by strong feeling that you reside in a slave market, where you unceremoniously inspect, turning from side to side, the probe Bulk Moshny (a “pair”) and the clatter of the language development of mammary glands (the “girls”) . Given the fact that the right, left, top and bottom are exposed through a questionnaire prostitutes and saloons, the feeling just unbearable - you want to jump off a cliff behind Katerina.
Now types. Unbearably sad spectacle are a men, united in “Flirt” with only one emotion: dodge, to engage in the most refined of any site, just to appear cool and original. Since fantasy is not enough, muzhchinki usually attack in the forehead - through pictures, avtoportretki. Running versions: a “table leader” on the background of a handful of indispensable flags (the squeak when poke all gentlemanly Gulko - Luzhkov + + pindossky Vlasov, designed to symbolize not only the proximity to the springs from class, but also to vypolzke at international level), imposing leaning on foreign models sedan, brutal expression of charisma in the style of “strict but fair boss”, with gangrene paunchy handy under his arm - lave, listen, nemeryannom, aunt, creep here - will bestow benefits.
Now zhenschinki: main peredatchitsy hysterical atmosphere of despair plus nervous breakdowns (this is a priceless experience personal communication), plus a permanent stay on the lookout, cause painful self-doubt and absolutely faithful to the intuition that your motivation to familiarity ( “Find that on a single for establishing a family and children “) did not share, to put it mildly, 99% of the” guys “. And that means - to them, scoundrels, all just one and not, well, more -, away we go.
Guest zhenschinok “Flirt” - terse poluboty: respond succinctly, in one or two words, yes, no, apparently, afraid to be trapped, to demonstrate the folly and the puncture part glaring gaps in the “legend” referred to in the questionnaire. Bedolag can understand: to pierce - a piece of cake - with its stated education, language and so on.
Now about “fakie” (from the fake - fake). Nerve bitchiness-hysteroid mass regulars seem to have long been disappointed in the effectiveness of online dating, and spitting on the result, focused on the spectacular catch “fabrications”, whose real data does not match stated. Turns edakii darkly fruity sport, alas, only exacerbates the oppressive hopelessness of the whole event. In short, I escaped from this fooling now on the verge of mental breakdown - the feeling that attended the “Purgatory” of Dante. Nightmare.
The final touch: the viciousness of the ideas underlying the flirtovyh portals, naturally turns them into a perverted mind into a powerful weapon for the creation of the abominations. Just recently the victim of “acquaintances” fell close friend of mine - Moldovan director Vlad Druk. Someone from the “well-wishers” posted on the portal dating his real picture with such a questionnaire here: live, they say, the sunny city of Chisinau on the streets of a certain (exact address and phone number), a wonderful loving homosexual, married “to cover” passive to oblivion, besides beckoning everyone to visit next Saturday … Vlad told that the phone was torn without stopping for a week, alleged co-religionists were bursting through the door, knocked at doors and even resented the cold shoulder. We had to move in with friends - at the time the negotiations were held between the administration of the portal for removal of the questionnaire and photos. This now harmless virtual space.
Now the analysis. Why is this happening? Why dating portals are doomed to such a heavy aura? Well this is just a simple: “Flirt”, as befits any virtual world, a substitute for the real existence of a dead man fallacy. Portals singles in this respect are similar to high-end (in a commercial sense) Pornography: women with perfect figures, perfect faces, perfect moans, guys with superhuman proportions, bukvaliziruyuschie disease Priapus - all well and good, but in the second minute to play does not leave feeling that prisutstvuesh in the theater necrophilia. Whether the bodies from the morgue that had not yet had time to decompose and preserving the rapidly disappearing freshness, whether protein clones, hired by a wonderful genetic material, but with a jelly-like silicone filler to drive under pressure in the skull instead of the gray matter. And all because in the normal world of people living normal sexual intercourse is the complement of the traditional live communication, rather than socialist competition, in which the number of serviced looms overshadows the quality of tissue at the exit.
By analogy casket “Flirt” is also disclosed without Fomka: instead of the elusive magic of human contact, the same magic spark which skips at the moment of the meeting of eyes, the irrational pull of smell, a subtle wave of his hand, coquettish tilt of the head, embarrassed confusion, strong-willed shine in the eyes — these and similar outbreaks, only just able to conceive a homunculus in vitro of human sympathy, instead of all this dating portals offer there pictures sweaty-quality camera phones with a barely discernible facial features, the best - zafotozhoplennymi to consciousness, but false legend questionnaire with a list given by overall standard comb hobbies.
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